A guy walks into a bar

 

 

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He notices a woman at the other end, and she's winking at him. He strolls over, buys her a drink, and they start chatting. After a few more drinks, they decide to head back to her place. Things are heating up when he suddenly stops and says, "Do you have a mirror? I need to check myself out." Confused, she asks, "Why?" He smirks and replies, "Because I can see myself in your pants tonight!" She laughs and says, "Only if you can find the key to unlock them first!"